Havent Pondered For A While

[cincygreg]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Do people who wear those shorts with messages on the back really just want you to look at their butts? [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

Do blondes that die their hair still have "more fun"? [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img]
Or are they just deciding to say "hey, I've had my fun and now I'm gonna be serious for a while" Do brunettes and red heads have to die their hair blonde to have "more fun"? [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img] If you have more fun while non-blonde are you really just messing the whole thing up for everyone.

(Actully, I've discovered that fun has nothing to do with hair color. Fun, as with beauty, is in the eye of the beholder [img]wink.gif[/img]

When they take the fat out of "fat free foods" where do they put it? [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]
Is their some huge fat vat somewhere? Do they just put it into the fat full (as opposed to fat free) stuff?

Do hyperactive chickens lay scrambled eggs? [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]


HMMMMMMMMMMMM?!?!?!
I Wonder!

[cincygreg]

Speaking of chickens...

Can a chicken get chicken pox? [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

Do pigs eat turkey bacon? [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img]
Do turkeys like regular bacon? [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]

If you crossed a pig with a turkey, which kind would it taste like? [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]

Is it actually possible to stand on your head? [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img] (think about this one)

Do people who shave certain areas just have a thing against puberty? [img]eek.gif[/img]

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?
Yet again, I wonder.